This top ten list is written by my good friend and ghost writer, Josh. I don't really know if he's a ghost writer, I just know he likes to remain anonymous. heh.
Top Ten ways to creep out your neighbor on an airplane:
Do you find awkward situations entertaining and hilarious? Me too! These are the top ten ways to make your plane ride incredibly awkward!
Simply say any of the following pre-takeoff and hillarious awkwardness will ensue!
10) "I sure hope I don't end up getting sick on this vacation. I just talked to my girlfriend/boyfriend and it turns out the doctor told them they have swine flu!" (feel free to fill in the blank with whatever the trendy new plauge the media is claiming could be "the big one!"
9) "I was hanging out with the pilot at the bar before the flight, man can that guy hold his booze!"
8) Bonus 2 for 1, In middle seat, whispered incredibly loudly! "Wow, do you smell this guy next to me?? "
7) "Can you scratch my back?"
6) "Wow, what a relief, I finally got the angry voices in my head to stop yelling! It's a good thing too because they really did not like you very much!"
5) "I got a great idea, when the plane takes off, let's sing 99 bottles of beer on the wall! 99 Bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, you take one down....:"
4) "Did you know that this airline has more mechanical issues with their planes than ANY other airline?"
3) "My name is Sam. Sam I am. I do not like green eggs and ham!" Continue repeating vaious Dr. Seuss lines.
2) "oh wow, I totally heard about you guys! you're part of that group who wears really ugly clothing on planes, aren't you?"
1) "Do you know if it's legal to marry your cousin in Nevada? I mean, I don't see why not, we're not planning to have kids or anything..."
Top Ten ways to creep out your neighbor on an airplane:
Do you find awkward situations entertaining and hilarious? Me too! These are the top ten ways to make your plane ride incredibly awkward!
Simply say any of the following pre-takeoff and hillarious awkwardness will ensue!
10) "I sure hope I don't end up getting sick on this vacation. I just talked to my girlfriend/boyfriend and it turns out the doctor told them they have swine flu!" (feel free to fill in the blank with whatever the trendy new plauge the media is claiming could be "the big one!"
9) "I was hanging out with the pilot at the bar before the flight, man can that guy hold his booze!"
8) Bonus 2 for 1, In middle seat, whispered incredibly loudly! "Wow, do you smell this guy next to me?? "
7) "Can you scratch my back?"
6) "Wow, what a relief, I finally got the angry voices in my head to stop yelling! It's a good thing too because they really did not like you very much!"
5) "I got a great idea, when the plane takes off, let's sing 99 bottles of beer on the wall! 99 Bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, you take one down....:"
4) "Did you know that this airline has more mechanical issues with their planes than ANY other airline?"
3) "My name is Sam. Sam I am. I do not like green eggs and ham!" Continue repeating vaious Dr. Seuss lines.
2) "oh wow, I totally heard about you guys! you're part of that group who wears really ugly clothing on planes, aren't you?"
1) "Do you know if it's legal to marry your cousin in Nevada? I mean, I don't see why not, we're not planning to have kids or anything..."
