Top Ten Lists

I dedicate this post to Lindsay Lohan

10 more celebrities I'd like to see in jail!

1. Paris Hilton (let's go for it again, your fashion sense improved back then!)
2. Mel Gibson (just to make everyone happy)
3. Entire cast of Jersey Shore (for bad tans)
4. Megan Fox (Brian Austin Green?! Are you serious?)
5. Lady Gaga (she'd pump out killer lyrics in there, and you know it!)
6. Miley Cyrus (punishment for growing up)
7. Glenn Beck (like watching him cry)
8. Barbara Walters (do I really need an explanation?)
9. Tiger Woods (just for fun)
10. Dr. Phil (annoying lisp)

A list of things I won't miss about summer

1. Summer School.
2. Sweating through my clothes.
3. Dealing with my barely existing AC.
4. Melty Make up
5. Finding Melty Candy in my car
6. The Sound of Noisy AC's
7. My feet burning from flip flops
8. People's stories about camping, hiking, boating and all "fun in the sun" activities
9. My sunburned driver's arm
10. Light out past 9pm. I need to be in bed by 10! bah!

1. Free Slurpees on 7/11
2. Amazing Coffee Choices
3. Second cheapest gas
4. No filling out forms for cold medicine
5. Good selection of power bars/drinks
6. Always have my favorite Vitamin Water
7. Red and green are so classy
8. Fast service
9. No charge for ATM cards
10. They even have magazines!!

Today was hot. It was more than hot!

Here's how I cooled down:

1. Cold showers
2. Squirt bottle baths
3. 3 fans all pointed on ME
4. Loitered in air conditioned businesses
5. Sat in some big refridgerators
6. Lingered in a Mickey D's
7. Sat still, sat very still
8. Drank cups of ice cold Sweet Tea
9. Cold wash cloths on the wrists (trick from Grandma)
10. Popsicles Galore!

1. Easy to read
2. Fun to copy Letterman
3. Concise and Succinct in Nature
4. Fun to write
5. Not very time consuming
6. Precise beginning and ending
7. Each has its own theme
8. The author chooses that theme
9. Anyone can do it
10. Helps new beginnings of everything!